To me, this lady is the pure definition behind the meaning of self sacrifice and a guide on how to care for someone else. Sadly, I'm still learning those skills. She made her children the only purpose in life and for that I owe her everything. Most of all I admire her for not clipping my wings on my journey to finding my purpose.
That being said, I'm with Lisa on this one. [Jump after photo.]
Manager: Okay, people, we need to cook up a new holiday for the summer. Something with gifts, cards, assorted gougeables.
Sales Rep: How about something religious? We had great penetration last spring with Christmas Two.
Manager: Oh, I know. Spendover, like Passover, less talk, more presents.
Manager: No, no, no! No, it's gotta be warm and fuzzy. Some like, um, "Love Day", but not so lame.
[cut to the Simpsons home several days later]
Marge Simpson: Happy Love Day, everyone!
Lisa Simpson: Come on, Mom, The stores just invented this holiday to make money.
Homer Simpson: Lisa, don't you ruin another Love Day.